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[May. 1st, 2012|05:00 pm] |
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Apparently Tom Hardy prefers blondes as well. Who knew? |
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[Feb. 29th, 2012|09:54 pm] |
Apparently Leonardo Dicaprio doesn't see fit to return my phone calls to his agent, despite how close we are now in this fun, new spin on the six degrees of separation game.
Damn, well there goes my brush with real stardom. Seriously, well done all of you. Think we've really fucked things up for ourselves this time around. Who's up for a round of 'I Told You So'? |
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[Feb. 7th, 2012|03:39 pm] |
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[Nov. 27th, 2011|04:35 pm] |
Nothing like a few dozen PMSing Hollywood primadonnas needing to get their faces painted to brighten up ones day. I must say, they really don't pay us enough for this. I'm an artist, not a magician. I can't just magically make you less of a bitch, I can only make you look like less of one. After all, what good is a forger if you can't forge someone a new face? Just remember, the real you is always lying in wait just below the surface, so there's no use hiding forever.
Think about it. |
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